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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Living by the ocean is just like … she has brought me a gift today from beyond our shores, she is a kind and giving mother, and sometimes that gift is a giant wooden cross for some reason

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Or a fucking Garfield phone

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an entire wasteland of what are lovingly known as “penis fish”

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Or a huge-ass prehistoric tree.

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thank you mother ocean, we say from the bottom of our hearts: what the fuck.